cheese job

when a girl shoots a yellow-green, cottage cheese like discharge from her vagina onto a guys penis and then the guy has sex with her.

"so what'd u do with your girlfriend this weekend?"
"she totally gave me a cheese job!"

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Dick cheese

When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off

1.Fuck you, you little piece of Dick cheese!!

2. Hey DICK CHEESE, GET OVER HERE *laughs*

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Cheese Grater

Ripping hot abs reminiscent of a cheese grater.

Adam says "Hey you wanna see something?"
lifts his shirt and then says "check out my cheese grater". Free perve for all :D

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Fumunda Cheese

the sticky substance that forms around ya balls when ya dont know how to get a bath

ask ya mum if she wants some fumunda cheese half price today :D !!!

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cut the cheese

v. to Fart - Everyone knows that eating cheese makes you constipated. So eat lots of fiber to "cut through the cheese" and loosen things up. This makes for a smelly fucking fart, by god.

I ate a whole pizza yesterday and now I need to eat some bran to cut the cheese that's jamming up my colon.

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government cheese

Any money received from the government.

I got my government cheese in the mail today, lets party!

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cheese

Northern californian bubblehash, usually cultivated and produced in mendocino, humboldt and sonoma counties

you dude where can i grab some cheese

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