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On a good slave day there was a slave name israel he woke up out in his shed and saw somthing green he went up to it and smelled it. He called his master and his master said your wroking in the house tonight israel was happy. So one night well master was out israel was making a pie for miss jones the masters wife israel said ooooo miss jone you gonna love this pie then miss jones said you know what els imma like israel said ya yo biggg juicy black dick Israel was scared because miss jones was fatt like a ballon so he ran and ran until he was able to jump a fence a run away and never came back.
Slave days
hamaz bop 🏳 🌈 2nd of december
a legend was born
nzm babi flow
hey its bop day! bop babo is born.
You are in jail waiting to go to court so you go have a shower and cause of your long hair you look like a chick then bubba takes you from behind and you have the ride of your life and its the longest 8 seconds of ur life.
Them two guys are experimenting and owning the 7 day remand rodeo good for them.
It's the national day for Emyleens. The thing I'm pretty sure there's only on in this world and that's me : /.
Friend 1: Happy Emyleen day! *gives flowers*
Emyleen: Thanks much! It's soo cool I get a national day!
A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.
Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”
Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”
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On the widely celebrated day of "National Block Hiip Day", people worldwide come together for the single cause, to block HiiP, this is in order to keep up the ritual that stops the otherworlders from reaching our plane of existence.
"It is "National Block HiiP Day", little Jimmothy, today is the day we stop Cthulu from rising from his grave."