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If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
The day after Valentine’s Day. February 15th
#1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”
#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”
You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad
“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”
Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️
Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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So ye I’m still in trouble but I decided I might as well learn Spanish.
Hola, ¿cómo están?
Day 2:Me trying to learn Spanish
Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library
Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day