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The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.
Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick
June 22nd is Annoy Your Friend Day (AYFD)! Pester them all you want. Doesn't have to be just one friend, annoy them all! They can get mad, but that's exactly what you want on AYFD!
Tom: "Hey, did you know it's Annoy Your Friend Day?"
Tim: "Nobody cares."
Tom: "That's annoying!"
A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
On August 3rd, everybody MUST go homeless.
Boy: yo bro it's August 3rd A.K.A it's International go homeless day, A.K.A we gotta go homeless for life now.
Other boy: damn man, it says international in it, we gotta listen to it.
National hate mexican day!
March 1
Ella ; Hi beaner!
Journey : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME U FUCKING BITCH
Ella : It's national hate mexican day
Journey : Ohh okay
November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.
“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
When someone trips six days a week, to be missing for six days or to only be on point one day a week.
He's is on dat six day sidestep cause he was wit his boys, but he came around on Sunday.