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The biggest piece of shit ever
Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!
When something is so profoundly hardcore that it’s metal. Let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway last day of school, thats bad ass. Now let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway wearing a picture of their principles face, holding torches, and blasting music over the intercoms. All while (and interrupting) the principles sentimental goodbye to the school on the last day. Thats fucking metal. And there’s the different between something metal and bad-ass. Someone can be metal, do something metal, say something metal and more. In this context, metal may be a noun, verb, adjective, metaphor, simile, etc. Metal is all, few, one and none. It’s for everyone and nobody and some people. It’s fucking metal. It’s beyond our fucked world and definition made into something understandable. If your metal, you get metal. If your not, wish you could be.
Dude 1: Damnn did you see that ?
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.
Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.
Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier
Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.
Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect
An overused management phrase often used in team meetings as a motivational or performance booster which often leaves those present thinking 'what the hell does that even mean?' and 'Is he just making up his own quotes now?'. A generic phrase with no historical provenance. Frequently used in team meetings before or after recent poor performance or acts of sheer incompetence this generic term is a camouflaged attempt to get certain staff to improve and perform better. However they are deaf to the suggestion it is aimed at them and such use often 'goes straight over their heads'.
Manager - 'I don't want to tell you all how to suck eggs but you all need to be on your metal today'
Bands like Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 who perform metal in and about the ghetto. Overlaps with parking lot metal.
Ghetto metal is the best.
The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
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Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.
"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."
Girl that says she listens metal music just to have attention. She does not know any history of metal and never listened to a full album of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden or other bands like that. Usually loves metallica or bands that look like them
-Hey you see this Metal Thots there?
-Yes she probably does not know what Black Sabbath sounds like