The act of shitting in a girls vagina and eating it after sex.
A: So whacha wanna do babe?
B: Hi :D
A: Say less.
A group of awesome kids who all have unique talents. They are all different but those differences bring them together. Each member is said to be the child of a god. Such as Poseidon or Apollo. Each kid is wicked cool and can cheer you up at any time. The Avocados is the most awesome friend group ever made.
Wow! The Avocados are such great friends. Avocados :D YAY!!!
Getting discouraged after being left on read, only for the other person to reply a short while later with an explanation.
I got D-Ghosted by this girl the other day, but she was just on a plane flying home.
A modern spin on the word “travesty” when a situation is so ridiculous and unfortunate that one must laugh.
“Omg, this guy on my blind date was 30lbs heavier than his pictures and had NO personality. That date was a Travis-D”
Used to describe a pack or friend group of three or more Dylan, Dillon or Dillans.
"Oh, look a D Bag."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."
When Academy Award winning actor James Franco convinces you to watch a gay porn just because he's in it and he scars you for life.
"How you doing, Bri?"
"Awful, I just got Franco-d
The act of wrapping a rubber band around the center of the shaft, creating two linked dicks, akin to a sausage link.
My dick is so sore from super raging d-link