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H nixon

Very hot and strong and cool

Omg it’s H Nixon he’s so cool

It’s HNixon he is short

by hachee35 April 20, 2022


b/h

bored and horny

the only reason i hung out with her is because i was b/h.
she’s ugly but i’d hang out with her if i was b/h.

by bigboychris February 16, 2023


h magwa

H Magwa is the name of a black teacher. He calls you a bitter person who hates his family just because you have no hero. He makes you cry in front of the whole class and makes you stay behind for ten minutes and miss part of P.E. I dislike this person, and other people do too.

Omg, he is such a H Magwa. Stop making fun of that child!

by Possee of Rats. September 17, 2017


Tonton H

The Tonton H is your famous uncle who killed many people.

He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.

Friend : Yo your Tonton H is dope !
You : What the fuck is wrong with you.

by BagheeraNoir May 7, 2024


a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019


h-town

the only city In Texas where we stay loyal to Houston and represent ... Drake has mentioned houstona couple of times and claims he love Houston because we are always live . it is also where queen b is from as know as Beyoncé .

"dude have you heard of h-town" "yea bro Drake has mentioned it a couple of time we should go !!"

by swaggiest redneck around June 25, 2015


H-town

H-town is a slang term for hialeah, a city in miami dade county.

where you from ma nigga?

im from h-town

by miamibabyy April 29, 2020