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3 fingers up means ur crazy in love with somebody
“Some dude just came up to me and put 3 fingers up, what the hell does that mean??”
“It means he loves you”
“Oh.”
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The most creative and buggy game you'll ever find.
LittleBig Planet 3 is so fun, but man is it buggy as hell.
A word synonymous with the most celebrated model in the BMW line, but often misconceived as the greatest car of all time. Often pursued and purveyed by Asian males and females who otherwise don't believe anything else is better than their 2.5L/3.0L inline 6 engines. This is also treasured by fobs who believe that they have just risen to the top of society when they merely created a false perception of attaining game - otherwise can't speak a word of English
A: My 3-series is definitely the ultimate driving machine, and I am getting so many bitches!
B: Ultimate driving machine compared to a Camry and getting looks from chicks because you made yourself a pompous idiot.
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To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)
When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.
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Another way of saying shoot yourself in the head or commit suicide.
"Fuck you kid. Go commit persona 3"
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Yes, sir
Big dick, big dick
Big ol' dick-dick
Three big balls, look like we playing tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick until that nigga finish
His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue
He didn't have a clue
He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like dick
I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' fuck my butt 'til I shit
And dick is dry, so, I spit on the tip
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die
They pipe my booty 'til I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping
He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He's so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that's okay, 'cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pic's this morning
Hands down, the greatest nudes I've received
I love when I receive his BBC
these 3 big balls are the biggest balls you've ever fuckin' seen