Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)

Defined and discovered by Chan: A person or persons who habitually delays, intentionally or unintentionally, to a point where they have endangered their own species to the brink of their own demise ultimatately causing their extinction. -Dr. Chandler J.S PHD Procrastology

The procrastisaurs (P. Saurs) spends so much time doing nothing they will starve to death.

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T-P Treatment

When a woman uses her tongue like "Toilet Paper" to lick your asshole clean.

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"

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P and F Syndrome

Mispronunciation of people between the letters P and F, where they pronounce P as F, or vice versa...which is annoying.

I have a ("fi" and "ep") p and f syndrome, and that's ferfect, now I'm fofular!

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p-i-v

Penis in vagina.

I took her virginity with some good old fashioned p-i-v.

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L A M P

Moth are attracted to lamp, even though it can kill them

Moth: I want some L A M P
Moth 2: Me too.. L A M P
Moth herd: L A M P

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P in Va-G

sex, porkin, doin the nasty, etc.

P in Va-G! She wants to FUCK man!

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James P. Sullivan

Sully for short, top scarer of Monsters, Inc.

Waternoose: I need scarers who are tough, confident, tenacious, intimidating... I need scarers like... like James P. Sullivan.

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