9

9 is superior

person 1 : i hate you

person 2 : 9

person 1 : *dies*

9

Is 9 an upside down 6? Is 6 and upside down 9?
We might never know.
9 is a mysterious number.

9 got eaten by 7.

9

The best number ever. 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.

Person 1: 9
Person 2: I love nine.

9

Vulgar

Used in Hong Kong

Pronunciation: "gau" (the number "9" in Cantonese)

Literal meaning: penis (n.)

Pragmatic Meaning: stupid; pointless; ridiculous; making something pointless, ridiculous or useless
Usually used as an adjective or an adverb in Hong Kong English
More: on9, on99, 9gag,

Adj.: This idea is 9. (This idea is stupid.)
Adj.: 9 people make 9 suggestions. (Stupid people make stupid suggestions.)
Adj.: I won't take the 9railway. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals. (I won't take High-Speed Rail Link between Hong Kong and China. It costed Hongkongers a bloody USD$8.60 billion for a slower train service with collapsing terminals.)
Adv.: "Tag 9 him." (Fucking tag him on Facebook)
Adv. & Adj.: "I 9did my assignment. It was a 9 topic anyway." (I not-giving-a-fuck-did my assignment. It was a ridiculous/pointless/stupid topic anyway.)

9

The greatest animated movie ever made

“I have an unhealthy addiction to the movie 9”

9

the number after 10

dude thats a 9

9

Jamal's weapon

Woah, calm down Jamal...don't pull out the 9.....(Laughter)