hej alla s0otip+u´876ft+p75+fi06f0+I+0=98

this is when you lose the game and you get diarrea

oh shit, hej alla s0otip+u´876ft+p75+fi06f0+I+0=98 brb

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

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⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧

she sees you when your sleeping she knows when your awake Wake up

⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧ your dead

✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨

To premaritally hold hands.

“Would you like to ✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨ with me?”

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~!Q@W#E$R%T^Y&U*I(O)P_{+}|

You are bored for life.
WTF HAVE YOU DONE?????

~!Q@W#E$R%T^Y&U*I(O)P_{+}|

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ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?

yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆

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B e e s e c h u r g e r

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.

Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

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