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Appointed mayor of freakytown in the 2024 mayoral election, residents claim he drives a small blue hatchback named, The Freakmobile
Yo did you hear they appointed that freaky guy Steffan Thomas as the new mayor of freakytown?!
The supposed name of fictional mayor Slut Shady, who is currently in power in an underground book series titled 'A Freak's Dream' that takes place in rural English village Freakytown and it's surrounding areas
I heard a stupid theory that Slut Shady's real name is Steffan Thomas. I personally think he's the bastard son of Sticky Vicky.
Always fills you up in bed, makes your life a lot more pleasurable.
Without Tommy you wouldn't experience the ways of life.
Thomas Neate is hot
Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.
There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.
A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.
Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"
Future cricket player for Australia
You bowl like thomas kroonenburg
A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.
Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary
Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself