Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina

Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure

the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW

Oh no a vampire human!

human chickin nugget

its your mom

'hey its a human chickin nugget '

human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.

Animal abusers are examples of human primates.

human hashtag

The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.

*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *

Dan: "hey Rick"

Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"

Dan: "human hashtag for-real"