Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.
Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.
Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'
In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
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Someone so awesome that they are not only "All That", but are sweet enough to be "All That" and a bag of delicious potato chips.
"She was all that. AND a bag of potato chips"
"He ain't all that and a bag of potato chips"
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a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)
"oh potato banana carrot muffin i just died,"
A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.
I thought you were an outer space potato man.
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irish insult. dont ever say this to a irish man or u'll be in bad luck
Stop drinking and eating all the of beer and lucky charms you potatoe wedge!
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Gosh, this lloyd werft enquiry is a hot potato pass
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This is when you blow your load on a girls boobs.
Baby Gravy- Cum
Chest Potatoes- Boobs
Gravy for mashed taters in simple terms.
Dude, she's sooo hot. She needs some baby gravy for the chest potatoes.
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