Wide flapped beef curtain

What you call someone when your highly irritated at them

"Hey I'm watching sausage party"
"Why are you watching that"
"Because I can you wide flapped beef curtain"

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Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

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booger shit beef patty

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...

AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !

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Cheesy Double Beef Borrito

A deliciously low priced item on the Taco Bell menu....89 cents is what we gonna pay.

MMMM this cheesy double beef borrito is deliciously low priced.

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red raw beef curtains

Part of the female genitalia called the labia minora. Red pertaining to color and beef because of the fabric they are made of. These curtains come in a variety of drops and widths. Recently is has become fashionable to have curtains trimmed to suit. Curtains redness and style may vary according to amount and quality of sexual activity.

"She has a very nice pair of red raw beef curtains"

"She needs the curtains trimmed"

"My curtains are red raw"

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do you want beef

What u say when u someone’s acting up towards u and u want to ask them if they want problems

AJ from the lane: That guys looking at me funny.
Opp: *laughs*
AJ from the lane: bruv do you want beef

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My Daddy Likes Beef

A Phrase said by the Graphics Noob Aime.

Mikal: Thats a nice beef sandwich Mr Gafney.
Amie: MY DADDDYYYY LIKESSS BEEEFFF!!!!
Everyone in the room: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..

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