Rural Dictionary

Block Sumo Birds

Birds camping 24/7 on their flat base bombing the biased bitches with explosives. They are classified as bitches to the block sumo community (especially to moles). The bbs (biased bitches) ignored the birds. They have the biggest grudge towards the moles species. Today I met a guy called CooIestKevin with the biggest grudge on us moles. The bird king will do whatever it takes to destroy other humans evolving to the bird colony.

b.s.b ( block sumo birds ) are bitches

by imsusUWU December 22, 2021

Alex the honking bird

A birb that likes to honk.

Alex lived a life until he died, his son dominic then became the star of the show, their yootoob channel is still up and everything is fine

Have u seen alex the honking bird new video?
No.
He is a birb that honks, look at him honk at a coke, hahaha, look at him honk at a mirror, hahaha,look at him honk at a gingerbonk, hahaha, look at him honk at a motherfucking planet, hahahahahahaha

by papapapapapyyyyyy June 16, 2021

birds go wheee

birds have wings, did you know birds have wings?!?! And they can fly, BIRDS GO WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahana: birds went whee last night

Saskia: oh yeah i love when birds go whee, its great!

Ahana: omg how many times did birds go wheee?

by Birds go Whee-er August 28, 2022

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angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)

Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"

by robharry May 29, 2011