pot calling the kettle black

A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.

Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.

Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!

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after sex phone call

just like it sounds a call made after sex

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie

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Call Of Duty Cold War

The newest game in the Call of Duty franchise and it is a fun game with a single player, multiplayer, and a good Zombies

Me: “Hey Justin did you play Call Of Duty Cold War last night?”
Justin “Yeah, and I’m cracked 😫”

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"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

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call of duty infinite warfare

absolute shit doesn't have Micheal Bay

this is call of duty infinite warfare lets leave

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Zoom calls with Mrs. Green

A really funny zoom with your teacher

Zoom calls with Mrs. Green are really funny!

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(EBC) emotional booty call

when someone you are no longer close with calls or emails out of blue ... and cries on your shoulder about something going on in their life.

J: So guess who called me last night?

P: Who?

J: Chuck, who I havent talked to in about 10 years. He was complaining about his wife and his life. All looking to me to stroke his ego.

P: Dude. That was a total "(EBC) emotional booty call"

J: Yeah no kidding.

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