Rural Dictionary

Pirate day

The weekend following the first week in April. A celibration originaly started in East Brunswic New jersey, Till this day no one knows why it exsits.

The Rules of Pirate Day.
1. Following wakeing up, dress scervy.
2. Go out and break somthing followed by the theft of something.
3. Following your day of Pillageing, start your night with much alchohal and illagl substanences.
4. Repeat all night.

Hey do you know whne Pirate day is this year?

yea april 7th

by Wund3rBr3Ad April 6, 2006

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Day Maker

One certain event that contains so much awesome that it pretty much is the highlight of the day.

Guy 1: "Oh man, that play-doh basketball shot landed right back into it's container!!"

Guy 2: "Wow, what a day maker!"

Guy 1: "Did you see Brenda slap the shit out of Sue?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! That was a day maker!"

by Camros April 2, 2010

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Bearth-Day

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

by iTrollin May 10, 2010

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green day

A great band unfortunately ruined by the new wave of teeny bopper followers who sadly only know of about 4 songs all of which come from the newest of the bands albums "American Idiot" which if honest fails in comparison to the bands work on albums such as kerplunk and dookie both of which are essentials if you really are a true Green Day fan, if you do not own these albums and don't like their origonal punk orogins then you don't call yourself a true fan.

A true Green Day fan owns one of the albums before warning i.e: nimrod,kerplunk,dookie or 1039 smoothed out slappy hours.

A "true" teeny bopper fan of the band will think that boulevard of broken dreams is the best record ever produced and generally believe that punk itself is well crap.

by mr moseley November 15, 2006

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