A one night stand where one person leaves immediately afterwards and you never speak to them again.
"Once the final act was over he found his partner had disappeared. She had pulled a David Copperfield"
Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan
When A homie ceases to re-up, but stays cheif’n on the groups stash
Man you better get off that David break, and buy some nugs!!
When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid
That kid has david disease.
You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."
1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"