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Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.
The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.
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VW bug with a bidet. Variation of a dune buggy for the muff who's hygienically obsessed.
After screwing on the beach, Mary was happy she could rinse out her snapper in the Douche Buggy.
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when your playing halo with one of yours friends, and he wont get out of the damn ghost!
god dammit Farva your such a ghost douche!
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A male who acts straight but is secretly gay. This male is/was most likely on the high school wrestling team.
Josh was dating Cameron but since he was a douche dumpster he was seeing Nathan on the side.
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A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.
They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps
Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
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Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.
We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.
The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.
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Someone who is a complete as hole.. similar to a douche bag yet worse.. its like a douche nozel.. a homo, a fagel (excessively flamboyant homosexual)
Me: dude, you smoked my last spliff!!
Danny: so what man?
Me: You're such a douche nob..
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