They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.
Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.
Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).
Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"
To be manhandled or treated like a little boy or pushed around.
In order to horse his ass you must be massive.
To trivialize a beaten dead horse.
Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.
An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.
Dude you see that swamp horse!!!
Naw what horse?
Never mind he just flew off.