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Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...
Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*
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The second greatest expletive phrase in the world. For those times when "Jesus Christ!" doesn't fit, and "Fuck!" doesn't either.
"Jesus Krispies! That man is lacking an eye and wants to kill me!"
"Well, I guess I'll just hit him with this conveniently nearby silver candleholder."
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An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.
It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
"Five dollars for the secret antidote?! Sweet Zombie Jesus! This is highway robbery!"
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Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.
Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?
Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.
A guy who knows how to find the G-spot every time in every woman.
Scott's fingers are always pruney looking because he's a G-spot Jesus!
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A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
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