The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle
A wee arse ned fi the scheme of methil, absolute nutter of a boy pumped this mad wee grannie built like a brickshit hoose but cunt still gave it a bash
That wee Kyle duffys a nutter man cuttin aboot shaggin grannies
A wee arsehole ned fi the scheme of methil absolute nutter of a boy goes aboot tryna pump grannies smoking spats wi a broken kettle
1. When someone presents a fact with great confidence, but is ultimately wrong. Typically caused by trusting information from dubious sources, or from misunderstanding the original source material
2. A misspelling so bad that it becomes impossible to decipher the intended meaning of the message
Someone who acts like a rather short penis with a large circumference.
Yeah let's send wide kyle on that delivery.
Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most handsome man in the entire world. He is so very sweet, loving, and caring. He will roast anyone out of love and is not afraid to make anyone laugh. Any girl would be beyond lucky to be with him because he would treat her like a princess. His personality will light up a room and put anyone into a good mood. Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most amazing perfect boyfriend you could ever imagine and would do anything to make you smile.
That man is so handsome and funny. He must be a Kyle Dean Pitchford.