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Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.
That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!
when two people realize they've kissed and/or made out with the same person.
addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."
"ashley! i can't believe we made out with the same boy!"
"yeah. we're totally lip cousins."
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me.
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful
Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips
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When a person has a bottom lip that moves apart from the top from doing too many drugs.
That donor has a drug lip she can’t donate.
One whose lips are adorned by the smegma and ballstick of a jock.
"Hey Jockey Lips! Shut your cocksucker, you jockey lipped whore!"
When a girl pinches her lip she is sending a signal to someone that she is sexually frustrated/Horny
Tony: Did you see Veronica pinching her lip today at me during lunch?
Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated