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literally the BEST couple ever. like u cant get me wrong
person: omg hi
m: shut up im making out w k
k: yeah
m + k forever
A nickname for a legendary step-Dad who you dont see much anymore
No sorry, havent seen him for a while... he was a proper Bobby M though.
The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
That fucking m&m makes me so fucking enebdnjejejsnenwnwnsnna i just wanna dhehehhehrhehr
Pov me when green m&m cums: heheheiejendbdbdndnndkd
#hshahahwheh
A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. Ahs recently dumped a 178cm super cute and honest but not buffed australianized hk guy for this cocky hk local shortie who sole purpose of existence on earth is to mock her life for good and undermine her dignity.
That one person that can make you smile, no matter what’s going on
The most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, a smile that lights up any room
An important person, an important cupcake
Wow have you seen they’re smile?
Yeah, he’s M. Buldakov