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A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now
Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good
Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge
Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
Any man or woman that dresses head to toe in denim (often in multiple layers).
Did you go to the rodeo at the fairgrounds the other day?
There were Denim Monsters everywhere.
I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.
American beverage made by putting methamphetamine in a Monster energy drink, giving the drink a pop rocks texture and a heavier buzz.
"Craig– you absolutely have to quit meth. You're gonna die!"
"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."
"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"
When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster
Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!
The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"