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A sexual practice involving a combination of felching and oral sex whilst a woman is menstruating.
"Wow, I went the whole way the other night with that girl from accounts - decided I wanted to smell the metal, and ended up with a mud rainbow"
When a Male ejaculates fiercely and ends up Sharting
Justin and Courtney were going at it and he ended up getting a Lufkin Mud pie.
A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!
The act of masturbating whilst playing in mud
"I had the greatest orgasm while mud busting"
When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach
I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower
Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse
Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.