Ghost Penis

A clumpy fold in your pants that looks like an erected penis.

Origin:
Anthony Padilla from Smosh mentioned having a ghost penis in his video "the gym hates me".

"I hate when I have a ghost penis lump and it gets more awkward when a hot girl notices it and starts chuckling..."

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Penis Parachute

A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.

Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."

Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"

Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."

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possum penis

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.

Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.

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Penis Tickle

the feeling one, general a male, gets when thinking of that special guy (or girl if you're into that sort of thing).

I was thinking about you when I was watching Gilmore Girls and I got a penis tickle.

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Tip [penis]

The end or prick of the penis. Very sensitive to touch.

Biggie: Oh snap, you got me right on the tip, ahhhh. Nice going jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what? I can't hear you, my wangs on fiya

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penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

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Penis Cave

A Vagina. Also the opening in Mark's face.

"That bitch is a penis cave." or "Shut your damn penis cave Mark!" and even "Dude dont be such a Penis Cave"

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