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The Gp-5 gas mask is a soviet mask created in the 1960s and used through the rest of the Soviet Union, often used by preppers and people trying to look cool. But for some fucking reason little kids are convinced the filters aren't toxic because one questionable Angelfire site told them so, so hundreds of children have died from asbestos poisoning and even more adults because they're too retarded to research the gas mask before purchasing.
"Another little kid just died of asbestos poisoning by using the GP-5 gas mask filter."
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Don't stand five feet in front of me or I'll stick my sick in your ass
When Austin gets in chucks way during fifa he can declare the 5 foot rule
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the rule regarding the amount of time you have to recover dropped food from the floor and still be able to eat it.
my ice cream! quick, 5 second rule!
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A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.
This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.
Limp dick motherfucker all over again.
"Ahh, I have a raging angry 5 o'clock boner" said the Marine on post..
"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register
The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.
God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..
The boner you wish you had during sex
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The aussie band that consists of Calum Hood, Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, and Michael clifford. They are also THe band that i have been a fan of for 3 years and i simply cry (sob) whenever i hear any of their songs. so uh yea.
5 seconds of summer (5sos) is my life and if you insult them i will find out where you live (just kidding, maybe.)
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could be used in: fucking awesome, of high quality, 5 disc
nigga 5 disc, man...nigga 5 disc
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derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.
after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.
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