shit nutted

it's a past-tense verb. this occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind you actually take a shit and bust a nut at the same time. this usually occurs as an accident, but those who are extra freaky my try to do it.

this takes the wet spot to a whole new level.

for those that try to do it and know it's coming, they can always exclaim to their sexual partner, "baby, i'm about to shit nut" or when they finish, they can say, "oooo i shit nutted"...

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pimp nuts

adj. Awesome, or really cool

My new mac is pimp nuts

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Nut Wedgie

When ones underwear wedges in between testicle and leg, causing great discomfort.

"oh no, he must have a nut wedgie," said Chris looking at Dave in the corner pulling down awkwardly at his genital area.

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Tader Nuts

When you sit on a hot surface with no pants on and the bottom of your sack becomes burned and looks like tader tots

Jacob has tader nuts ever since he got drunk at the party and tried to crap on the BAR-B-QUE

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Cougar Nuts

one who is ancient and sneaks about preying on much younger musicians.

Get that cougar nuts out of here!

Skeet: Where's cougar nuts?

Ron: She's giving our guitarist a Cleveland Steamer.

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off the nut

when something is just crazy and otherwordly. something so different and prepostrous that it deserves the title of "Off the Nut".
a phrase commonly used by Leo!!!!

person 1- have you seen Hangover
Person 2- that movie is off the nut

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Poo nuts

When a persons testicles have caca on them. More predominant in babies buys.

Jeremy has major poo nuts, do you mind changing his diaper?

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