Step One

The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.

When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.

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One-cest

When the die hard kingdom hearts fans ship together the characters Sora, Roxas, and Ventus.

"What the fuck is this One-cest? You can't make Sora, Roxas, and Ventus have a threesome. They're the same person!"

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One time

Do you know when people are in jail when they're telling the stories of how they got arrested the first thing that they say is one time I was chilling with the homies and the popo's just pulled up on me and swooped everybody up. Every time they tell a story about when they got arrested or when they ran in with the cops they say one time, so when they see a cop they remember hey that's a one time story.

Hey dogg I'm going to tell you like this , one time I was chilling in the cut, slanging all that dope, A lot of cluccs and strawberries and the one tezzies came through with swat and hemmed us all up, had to do a mandatory 7 years down. Now I'm out and the one times ain't got Nathan on me. Let's go re-up lōc!

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One-shots

Short stories about a couple usually going on a date. On pe shots capture short moments in a relationship like a picture.

Sami Doll browsed Quotev, searching vigorously for Kellic one-shots

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mulling one

To decide upon mulled wine to be the beverage of choice, at any given choice. Works particularly well when up in the Austrian mountains, a perfect skiing apres (or during).

Umma mull one - I'm going to go and have some mulled wine?

Mulling one - the act of choosing mulled wine as your beverage of choice

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Unit One

The most amazing YFC drop-in centre through out the whole of Northern Ireland. It's for youths aged 11-18 in Ballyclare. With a really fit leader called Josh.

"hey, lets go hang out at Unit One"

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One-ball

When someone steals just enough of your property, that they don't believe you will miss what was taken.

I had twelve cans of beer in this cooler and now two are missing. I can't believe that some motherfucker would one-ball me.

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