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a beer pong ninja is one who incorporates stealth and finesse into his or her beer pong game. these ninjas generally hide around doorways and large objects, as the trajectory angle from said furnishings significantly aids the beer pong ninja's shot. these ninjas are rarely seen standing in open space, and will remain hidden from sight until it is his or her turn to shoot, but will only appear for the few seconds it takes to shoot, as the ninja will return to hiding instantly. although he/she may look awkward or silly, it is unwise to underestimate the beer pong ninja, as his/her skills are worthy of singlehandedly destroying a whole team's livers.
man that beer pong ninja whipped my ass. i need to grow a second liver.
how the fuck does ryan shoot from the doorway??
he's a beer pong ninja..
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For this challenge the participants will need to consume 1 oz of beer every minute until one reaches 100. A timer with checkoff list is required. Additionally its suggested to desinate Marshall or Time keeper. This will confirm and validate one's badge of honor. Welcome to the club.
Congratulations you have successfully completed the century beer challenge!
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An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.
The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.
Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.
Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?
Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.
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When a person drinks only one or two beers, then stops drinking, the person will inevitably become tired/drowsie. This phrase describes that phenomenon.
Since I've had lunch I've got the one beer drowsies, should have drank three or four, at least then I'd be able to stay awake.
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One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.
Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.
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A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
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When you wear flip flops to a party, but someone spills beer on them, making them sticky for the rest of the night.
"Could this night get any worse? I've been walking around for an hour with Beer Flop, and now I have to go walk my drunk friend home!"
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