Harold P. Warren

Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.

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T-P Treatment

When a woman uses her tongue like "Toilet Paper" to lick your asshole clean.

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"

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P and F Syndrome

Mispronunciation of people between the letters P and F, where they pronounce P as F, or vice versa...which is annoying.

I have a ("fi" and "ep") p and f syndrome, and that's ferfect, now I'm fofular!

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p-i-v

Penis in vagina.

I took her virginity with some good old fashioned p-i-v.

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L A M P

Moth are attracted to lamp, even though it can kill them

Moth: I want some L A M P
Moth 2: Me too.. L A M P
Moth herd: L A M P

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P in Va-G

sex, porkin, doin the nasty, etc.

P in Va-G! She wants to FUCK man!

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James P. Sullivan

Sully for short, top scarer of Monsters, Inc.

Waternoose: I need scarers who are tough, confident, tenacious, intimidating... I need scarers like... like James P. Sullivan.

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