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THE BEST FOOD ON THE WHOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE PLANET!
Omfg that pizza over there looks sooooooooooooooooooooo friggin sexyyyy!
A gift from the heavens. A truly excellent meal that goes well with toopings. Served with sauce, cheese, and sometimes pepperonis. Many people like to eat this meal when there's nothing else to eat or they're just lazy to make a sandwich. Praise the Lord for bestowing this gift upon us!
<Guy1> Man, I'm hungry.
<Guy2> Make yourself a sandwich then.
<Guy1> But I'm too lazy...
<Guy2> FIne, I'll order some pizza.
<Guy1> FUCK YEAH!
The act of crying into a pair of used panties while masterbating
"ugh, Simeons in Pizza time again"
"Hey guys! My names Simeon and I love to pizza"
A god-send food that is și Delicious that it make's You wana este more, and more,AND MORE till you die
Guy1:i like pinapple on pizza
Guy 2:can you die
Pronunciation: "pyeet-za"
Pizza, made with stretchy cheese and tomato sauce and dough and uhhh toppings and uhhhhhmmmmm a-and uhhhh an-and-and yeah I'm out of ideas.
ALSO an excuse to play video games and stay up late
Bro: Hey bro u want pizza?
Guy: *talks to himself* YES!!! I can finally use his PS5 to play Fortnight.
Guy: Yeah bro I'll take the pizza. Uh, maybe pepperoni and margherita.
Bro: OK
Bro: I'll get it from Danz Pooza(NOT A REAL PLACE!!!)
Guy: OK bro *says to self* Ever since dat renovation, the service has been as slow as fvck
Guy: *Plays PS5 for 1 hour then Bro comes back*
Bro: ...MY... PS...5...
Guy: Oh sh!t
Bro: YOU'RE DEAD
its food
ring ring "hello this is the pizza place you order from" said the pizza guy "uh yeah hi id like a peperoni pizza" said probably you "allright bada bing" said the pizza guy