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A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.
"Look at this fucking Bruise"
- Mike Jones
The act of using words to create the same feeling generated by being punched in the face.
Girl: Zack you're such an stupid guy, I'm gonna copulate with your best friend!
Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
An organization of the ku klux klan that consists of gay members.
That gay guy hates blacks so he joined the poo punch klan.
the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.
i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch
The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.
My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!
The one inch punch was originally borrowed from Wing Chun, but improved by Bruce Lee. However, in the famous One inch punch video, the guy who is hit by Mr. Lee is prepared, and stood in a classical stance, so he would fall backwards and decrease some of the power. If he was struggling against Mr. Lee he would have received an extremely unhealthy amount of damage.
- "wow that Wing Chung guy really didn't know what he was talking about!"
- "Yeah, the One inch punch that Bruce lee developed is a great skill to know in a close combat situation."
- "give me you're wallet"
- "what?"
Chuck Norris' back up weapon of choice.
"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"
Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"
**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**