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A sexual maneuver in which multiple people (usaully men) engage in oral stimulation of each other whilst offering a reach around, usually on a staircase. The name was coined in relation to the infamous sex act of the Rusty Trombone, as multiple Trombones make up an Orchestra.
"It was pretty awkward when my parents arrived unannounced, they came through the front door to find me tongue deep in the person in front of me, whilst I sat upon the tongue of the person behind. That was the third time this year that my mother had caught me mid Rusty Orchestra."
The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.
Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes
What happens after Dorothy sits on the Tin Man's face
A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
When 2 Ginger Lezbia*s Scissor fuck on the rag
Hey jan, Yes Karen? can we use the Rusty scissor's after brunch? Yes , but after I die my hair black because im tired of being the Ginger of the scissors joke.
The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.
"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"
What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.
Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."