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Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...
Some dumbass said I was a
draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lip and mouth to make a partial vacuum in the asshole.
Evan was having an intimate time with Michael when Michael moved down from the shaft to the balls then to the asshole and proceeded to Suck Some Soup.
The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)
Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)
A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead
"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"
"That's some news!"
When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
When a lesbian needs some real penis just for change
Susan has been so grouchy for the last week, I think she needs some get right.
Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.
"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."
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