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A lame pickup line used in the office or at work in an attempt to hook up with or hit on a coworker. Mainly used by males trying to hit on female coworkers. Sometimes used to break the ice.
Boy: Hey baby, working hard or hardly working?
Girl: Go away thank you. I've heard that one twice before at this job and several times at my other jobs.
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When you lose an erection before your sexual partner is pleasured. If you can't get an erection "hard" you should return to your dwellings.
"Im not even wet yet you can go hard or go home"
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When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.
Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"
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This is written on the edge of the dolime quarry cliff, its meant to be a bit of motivation for your pussy friends you bring there.
dude! just f***in jump, we just came all the way out here for this!!! you either free fall or die hard!!!
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A person who has nothing better to do than to continuously attempt to create funny definitions at Urban Dictionary all day but failing due to their own overzealous efforts.
Mostly teenagers but not exclusively, these people will begin to suffer from withdrawal symptoms similar to a drug addict's if they do not get their share of thumbs-up but in their pathetic desperation to attain acceptance, they fail and are further exiled from society.
This also includes the thumbs-down trolls, as their need to try and belittle other people's definitions, no matter how accurate, is the result of their own failure at Urban Dictionary and at life, which to them are apparently one in the same.
Toolbox = "I'm going to thumbs-down this bitch's definition."
Human = "Why?"
Toolbox = "Because they thumbs-down'd my fucking shit when it's flawless. Read it."
*Reads an essay's worth of words for a single definition filled with retarded grammatical errors, overuse of shitty internet memes, dumb inside jokes and a lack of humor*
Human = "Well, I found the reason why, dude. You're a UDTH (Urban Dictionary Try-Hard)."
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Commonly confused with the expression “go big or go home” by people who don’t know what they’re doing, this phrase actually refers to a reminder from a dude bro that if another dude bro cannot get an erection, he may as well just go home.
Jim Bob: Yo my dude! That girl totally just asked me for a one night stand!
Bruce: Remember to go hard or go home man!
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When a man is recieving oral sex from either a man or a woman he begins to feign orgasm and urinates in the sucker/blowers mouth.
Hey Josh, thanks for letting me stay the night last night bro, your mom really enjoyed the Oakland Hard Lemonade I brought over.
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