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lmao u just threw ur keys in ur locked car u one head
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One Ring is the ring that Sauron wants, Frodo has, and Fellowship defends the latter.
A gold ring with inscriptions on how to make Sauron have a complete form.
Frodo: I have the One Ring.
Gollum: My Precious.
Spell Breaker: *taking the One Ring* I stole your Precious.
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When you drink an alcoholic beverage in one go.
"ONE LIP! ONE LIP!"
As everyone procedes to chug down a beer.
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The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.
When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.
That crack whore didn't follow Step One.
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When the die hard kingdom hearts fans ship together the characters Sora, Roxas, and Ventus.
"What the fuck is this One-cest? You can't make Sora, Roxas, and Ventus have a threesome. They're the same person!"
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Do you know when people are in jail when they're telling the stories of how they got arrested the first thing that they say is one time I was chilling with the homies and the popo's just pulled up on me and swooped everybody up. Every time they tell a story about when they got arrested or when they ran in with the cops they say one time, so when they see a cop they remember hey that's a one time story.
Hey dogg I'm going to tell you like this , one time I was chilling in the cut, slanging all that dope, A lot of cluccs and strawberries and the one tezzies came through with swat and hemmed us all up, had to do a mandatory 7 years down. Now I'm out and the one times ain't got Nathan on me. Let's go re-up lลc!
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Short stories about a couple usually going on a date. On pe shots capture short moments in a relationship like a picture.
Sami Doll browsed Quotev, searching vigorously for Kellic one-shots
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