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Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.

Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.

by womenslayerxxxx December 31, 2024


Jacob

Big choppa that will rip your girl to bits ps Jacob’s are big tokers wo wo

Jacob big dick

by SpookyfDa5th November 26, 2021


jacob

he loves to see naked guys and kiss them, hes so down bad form mexican girls, he loves toes and feet he will get any chance to suck some toes when it comes to those things and he loves dick in his butt

omg did u see jacob hes so slay

by catlover692397340812 August 15, 2022


Jacob

The name of someone that is either really kind, caring and selfless or a spoiled self-centered moron that always thinks they're above everyone else.

Senario 1
"hey i'm Jacob and you're ugly"
Senario 2
"Hey,Im Jacob, whats your name?"

by Half As Funny April 11, 2022


Jacob

A Jacob can either be tall and have brunette or black hair or blonde and can either brown or blue eyes and can also be omeone who can either be nice and chill in situations that he feels comfortable in or be shy and quiet other traits are he can be very Athletic and hide it or Seem very calm but deep down be fill with rage another thing about jacobs is there angry issues which can lead them to breaking things the The last distinguished Trait is when is pressure situation is when they can succeed the most jacobs can either be a introvert and be inside playing video games or be the most outdoorsy person of all time

That guy looks like a jacob

by Jacob421370 November 22, 2021


Jacob

The best boy in the world.He makes you happy, smile, laugh and feel better. He will never let you go. You should respect him bc he's only a "human bean". He's funny,sweet, kind and hot. He's the perfect boyfriend and the best person. Without him you can't be happy or have fun. He should definitely get a girlfriend bc he would be the perfect boyfriend .<3

girl 1: Oh is that Jacob?
girl 2: Yes he wants a girlfriend

girl 1: I ask him out

by Jacobs secret girlfriend February 1, 2017


Jacob

Jacob is chronically thinking about smart stuff and girls. He is a boy not yet a man though he is very skux and will send paragraphs of text to a girl he likes, Jacobs usually live in Utah and work at first Little Caesars and then Chick-Fil-A HE IS GOATED WITH THE SAUCE (well kind of). He has a friend that is more goated with the sauce than he. Jacob is chronically in the garbage can stealing whatever bottles he can to get free money and to build robots. Heh.

OMG JACOB HE'S SO ummmmmmmmm well he certainly is Jacob! And HOT
SKUX MASTERS APPRENTICE JACOB
Whoever goes to prom with Jacob will love him as a date
Hah Jacob gay
Jacob is a person

by Lover boy sun juice February 28, 2023