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Grass snake

A term used for a small penis, usually on a white male.

Jemma: So Sarah, did you give Chad that blowjob?
Sarah: Nah, he had too much of a grass snake

by ClappedClam October 26, 2017


Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis January 31, 2016


Snake Rangler

A person who likes dating snakes

I can't believe Tom is dating my ex best friend. That snake rangler

by HauntinHumanoid June 3, 2018


Swallowing the snake

Slang. Used as to refer to a blowjob of some kind.

Last night was so good. She was swallowing the snake all night.

by woah bro chill September 28, 2020


food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023


food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023


Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022