A term used for a small penis, usually on a white male.
Jemma: So Sarah, did you give Chad that blowjob?
Sarah: Nah, he had too much of a grass snake
When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.
'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'
A person who likes dating snakes
I can't believe Tom is dating my ex best friend. That snake rangler
Slang. Used as to refer to a blowjob of some kind.
Last night was so good. She was swallowing the snake all night.
A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.
Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.
A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.
Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.
The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?