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Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."
Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.
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A song written and performed by the British rock musician, David Bowie. It is the title track of his third album, released in 1970.
It was later re-popularized and introduced to a new generation by Nirvana's cover on their MTV Unplugged in New York album.
Also covering the song was the Scottish singer Lulu in 1974. It was released as a single, and provided the singer with a hit. Bowie not only produced this version, but also played a saxophone solo on it.
The song was then covered by American singer Richard Barone in 1987 on his influential, proto-Chamber Pop solo debut album, Cool Blue Halo. The Hip-hop group 3MG samples the Nirvana version in their song 2010. The psychedelic band Here & Now covered the song on their 1983 album "Fantasy Shift".
(Chorus)
Oh no, not me
I never lost control
Youre face to face
With the man who sold the world.
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A condom developed to dissolve when it comes in contact with moisture.
Very similar to the "Fresh Breath Strips" you place on your tongue, the "World's Greatest Joke" simply disappears.
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Often said when someone is about to bring the pain to another and/or kick their ass.
Girl:"I know I didn't just see you trying to holla at that girl!"
Guy: "No baby I was just..."
Girl:"It's about to be World War Two all over again nukkah!"
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The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.
Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.
An expression of hopelessness. Anyone who says this and means it may be contemplating suicide.
"The last of my family died yesterday, I have no friends and I just lost my job, there's nothing left for me in this world"
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A phrase used in response to an unlikely hypothetical situation.
“If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?”
“What if the world was made of pudding?”
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