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CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

by MythHead123 October 29, 2021


blood-crack level

When the crack in ones system starts to run low.

Mannn ! That guy is tripping and forgetting what is really important in life.

Awwe don't worry about him, his blood-crack level is just decreasing.

by LeReina September 5, 2011


Crack Whore Confessions

One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.

Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.

by KingTee410 March 19, 2005

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tough nut to crack

Something or some situation very difficult to deal with satisfactorily. You may use just 'tough nut' too.

Property division is a tough nut to crack in divorce.
Iraq has become a tough nut for the U.S. government.

by Joรฃo Rodegheri November 26, 2006

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cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"

by Olly J February 7, 2005

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Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor April 3, 2016

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cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

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