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American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Met this Engineer at work today, he was a total Jake. Talk about The American Dream..

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024


American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game

That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream

by JEEFIN_TEETS February 22, 2018


Dream stannie

adj.
someone who is named justin is 5'4 i think has blonde hair and is deaf

Omg justin is such a dream stannie

by Froegs February 8, 2021


Lucid dreaming

Lucid dreaming is when someone in a dream realises they are having a dream and can do anything they want in that dream if the believe so and can even experience the 4 senses other then seeing extremely vividly if they have the 5 senses in real life they just need to have the will power. ps: I am a master lucid dreamer and you should try lucid dreaming it is mesmerising.

Example 1. Random edgelord: *Is having a nightmare* Demon:About to kill the dude in his dreams. Random dude: *Does reality check and realises he is lucid dreaming* Demon: Bro why- *gets slapped into oblivion* Edgelord: *revives demon and kills him again*

by A dude who loves life like fr March 5, 2022


Strange dream

I was in a neon mall that looked like it was from the 80s. The mall was completely empty, I was the only person there. I heard a phone ringing so I went down a non-functioning escalator to check it out. I saw a table of old phones that looked like they were from the 50s under an awning. I picked up one of the phones but only heard static on the other end so I hung the phone up. I saw that there was a restroom right next to the table of phones was a bathroom, and I entered it. I went to go take a piss in one of the toilets but the toilets were really big, not really tall, but like really wide. Before I got to finish, someone pulled me out of the bathroom. The whole time I felt an overwhelming sense of dread.

I had another pretty short dream where I was playing old banjo kazooie games on a CRT tv in an old Russian cabin. All of a sudden, I hear someone yelling Russian gibberish outside of the door, like someone who didn't know how to speak Russian trying to speak it. The person sounded very angry and I felt very scared, probably because I was in a dense forest far away from civilization and I thought I was totally alone. I climbed up a ladder to the second floor to look out the window that was up there and saw no one, but I can still hear the man yelling. Then I woke up feeling very unnerved.

strange dream

by NinjaBart420 June 29, 2023


Hot guy dreams

Those dreams you have when there’s a hot guy who likes you and they are great. You hate waking up from them because you want it to last forever and you want it to actually happen

I love hot guy dreams cause there’s hot guys in them.

by Sadie——- June 1, 2020


The Bisexual Dream

“The Bisexual Dream” is what you call someone who is the epitome of what men, women, and people are attracted to collectively. It also can go by “The Pansexual Dream”, but “Bisexual” is the coined term.

Have you watched Downstage Dungeons? That whole cast really is The Bisexual Dream, damn.

I honestly think that Ryan Reynolds could change my whole sexuality, he’s seriously The Bisexual Dream.

by wondergirl031918 December 16, 2022