Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.
Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.
Turtl is a cool person who plays videogames
"turtl is the best at every videogame"
A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.
Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!
A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.
Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!
Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.
Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.
When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)
*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"
A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle
My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle