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1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'
2.Someone who is gay
3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"
Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"
When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.
Eric: Nice one bro.
To shit in your own hand and then use it to stroke one out.
I hated myself after having a tingle wank but it feels so warm.
Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.
The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.
The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank
When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".
"That was a great j, maybe I should go have a wank 'n bake, you know, just to see how it feels."
When die-hard fans of a film or franchise create elaborate backstories for things that ultimately had no real purpose, such as greeblys used in production design elements
Look at that absolute nerd, he created a whole Greebly-wank Wiki page on Darth Maul's earring