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Anal sex after your partner has had explosive diarrhea, followed by a blow job
Eric gave Andy a warm banana brownie after he ate a spicy burrito.
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The banana cream special can be performed either to one's partner or one's lonely self. The act is performed by cutting off the end of a banana (the non-stalk side), shoving this end into his/her/your orifice, and squeezing the mushy insides of the banana completely out of the peel. When the peel is quickly and forcefully extracted, all that remains in the hole is a moist clump of banana mush. It's up to the receiver when and how to remove it from said hole.
Dan: How'd your night go with that chick you brought home?
Brian: Ehhh...it started slow, but that mean banana cream special I gave her really capped off the night!
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When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"
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A female who indulges in bananas.
She doesn't want cookies, she's a banana sujatha.
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Slang for alchohal. The first letter of the particular type of Banana foam is added to the front instead of b if some one is really that stupid. Example: Vodka= Vanana foam.
I think she drank to much Banana foam...
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When one eats a banana and their partner squirts/farts milk out of their anus into the mouth of the one eating the banana.
Guy#1: Man, I was eating a banana and got the raunchy idea to try the banana milkshake so my gf squirted milk into my mouth from her anus! It was the titz!
Guy#2: Man, I'm parched, I sure could go for a banana milkshake now.
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A male member that matches the size of a banana that can be eaten in two bites.
Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.