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English footballer, plays for Arsenal and the English national team. He is from half Jamaican descent.
He is the luckiest guy in the world since he is dating Perrie Edwards from Little Mix.
Person one: Have you seen Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain' s goal?
Person two: Perrie Edwards? Yeah man, she's everyone's goal.
The greatest manager of all time, leading Manchester United to so many trophies, he was knighted a sir.
Fuck Man United, but Sir Alex Ferguson has won them the Champions League again.
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Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.
Alex from Target bagged my bags when no one else would.
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When a person you know, whose name is Alex, acts as a girl. You can shout "Alex has a vagina" in public places such as kebab shops and pizzerias after nights-out in order to let the world know.
Hey guys, did you know that Alex has a vagina?
Alex has a vagina sang by at least 5 people
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A poor kid from Target who's picture has been taken by retarded teenage girls just to masturbate to
"I masturbated to Alex From Target last night!"
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A fucking ass cancer bitch. All Alex reymans can suck my ass.
Fuck Alex Reyman in his bleached asshole.
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One of keemstars enemys. Alex is a gud black guy who gets a lot of hate for no reason. Keemstar’s voice sounds like Moose orgasm. Keemstar should stop reporting the news and anal himself to death with a garden gnome 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Keemstar: “ALEX IS DOING THIS SHIT, CAUSE HE IS A FUCKING NIGGER!”
*8 years later*
Keemstar: “WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE!?!?”
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