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A goose bomb is the needle like projectile that commonly falls from a gooses ass, in a full flock during full V-formation. They are light as rain, or can weigh up to 10 lbs.
I had to dodge goose bombs while my friends were being torn apart by them, as the mother goose flew overhead. The schoolhouse where I saught shelter crumbled underneath the savage poo.
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When Lechuga gets hit with a tidal wave of diarrhea and puke on a Greyhound bus. This Tsunami-like rush is usually caused by a sorority dweller's laxative intensive diet coupled with copious amounts of bad vodka. Once the laxatives meet the viscious intoxication, the sorority dweller will shit and puke all over the bus and, possibly, a Choog. To escape, a Choog will offer the bus driver $60 bucks, which the bus driver accepts. While the Choog thinks this gets him out of the situation, the bus driver hands him a mop. Choog mops, then blacks out in disgust.
Yes, for the thousandth time, bro, she shit on the bus, I paid the bus driver, I cleaned it, I blacked out. God damn Hershey Bomb.
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A wow bomb consists of many repeated "wow's" in a single consecutive "wow" chain. This occurs when certain people are told something they find surprising or don't believe. The wow's can vary in length and some are emphasized more than others. A wow bomb can sound like someone trying to get their car started but instead of pistons pumping, you hear wows.
Chris: "Man I told Ben I didn't like tacos and the Wow Bomb went off."
Jeff: "You don't like tacos?!"
Chris: "No."
Jeff: "Wow! wow! wow! wow wow wow! WOW! wow WOW WOW! wow wow! WOW! WOW! WOW! wow wow wow WOW!"
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The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.
I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.
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P-BOMB :The mastered craft of releasing your own urine or fecal matter into a hollowed out pumpkin. Then duct tape the top on and throw it at something!
Urine/Feces mixes can work. Throw P -bomb at vehicles, houses, or living objects if your daring enough.
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The opposite to a yager bomb
You have a glass of yager, and a shot of red bull
Jonno had 4 Suicide Bombs at that party.... he was pretty F**ked up.
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