Eli Manning’s favorite phrase to say to Dylan (his friend who he met at Hotel de Paris in Monte Carlo, Monaco)
Eli: “plus Dylan” *runs away
Dylan: “tf?”
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A Legit pussy destroyer
if you meet him he will steal your girl
if you are a girl. he will fuck you by the end of the day
often plays league of legends
Grill #1: Omg Who is that guy hes so hot
Grill_Catfish #2: Yeah hes Such A Dylan R
Dylan Howells is a waftty twat that complains about everything. He is from Auschwitz meaning he is a Jew.
‘Dylan Howell will get gassed because he’s a Jew.’
THe definition of rizz, has a smoking hot gf and he is smoking hot. 10/10 man. he is taken ladies.
Wow look at Dylan H he has such a fat harry pussy
This man simply cannot be described by the words we mortals use, he is godly, radiant of energy, and best of all, has a penis so large that makes Drake look like a kindergartner.
Very much the typical Dylan cruising for chicks on dating apps nevertheless of who they are only dragging the fishnet for replies. The only women replying are hogs with bigger guts than tits and tweekers with BPD.
He didn’t deny or play down that tonight was Flight of the Dylan because he has nearly gone back to being a virgin at this point.